I wanna go to the home of the white squirrel, see Toucan Slam and all the pretty girls. Walk through the graveyard to the China Capitol and all the stores at the Richland Count Mall. Where else can you feel so complete than the garage down at 802 Silver street? What can I say, there's just no other place like Olney. Walking down Main is always a treat, with ironons and wringers at the Tans N' Tees. Do you remember hanging out on the Fourth of July, spilling grease at the annual Bacon Fry? Why are you so far away? If I could, I'd be there every day. What can I say, there's just no other place like Olney. I know just where I want to be. Someday I hope to get the city's key. What can I say there's no other place like Olney. One and only Olney.